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Ан нет! Коли пришли сюда,
Пускай попашут господа!
Пускай нам форму подощъют
Кому то жмёт то здесь то тут
А у кого мешком висит
Футболка (очень парусит)...
Нам Бандарлоги всё расскажут
И от налоговой отмажут!
Смотрю на всех с немым укором...
А что же будет с Пифагором?
Кому играть в полузащите?
Тащите гения, тащите
Сюда пред ясны очи леди!
Ему устрою "путь к победе"
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing
Давеча вот наткнулся на комикс - пытаются дискредитировать работу дубровского. После его архиватора обычно уже никто не вылазит обратно, а плющилову подвергается в первую очередь сам некромант:
Кстати, инквизиция рассматривате привлечение литгероев-профессионалов к процедуре дознания.
В частности на должность исполнителя испытания водой, как альтернативе взвешиванию, предложена кандидатура известного глухонемого дворника Герасима.
Однако видимо паре с Герасимом также придётся нанимать капитана Немо, с командой водолазов, для спасения прошедших испытание, ибр герасим всем испытуемым по привычке норовит привязать кирпич на шею. Не прошедших-же испытание, и упорно всплывающих вместе с кирпичом, Герасим норовит гасить веслом, не дожидаясь дальнейшего разбирательства.